BEI San Francisco, Trademark Collection by Wyndham

If nostalgia for 1990s dorm life is your thing, you’ll love this place. The room came with authentic retro carpet stains, furniture that screamed “IKEA dropout,” and a décor theme best described as institutional beige. Furnishings were minimal in a way that felt philosophical — just a bed and a counter doing triple duty as desk, dresser, and TV stand, hovering bravely over a lonely mini-fridge. Think of the last decent hotel you stayed in, then remove everything that made it comfortable. Bonus features included a pubic hair clinging to the shower ceiling (a bold design choice) and an elevator light show flickering under a five-year-old inspection sticker. But hey, the property was almost okay — if you squint and lower your standards.

The rooms came at a reasonable price, so I suppose you get what you pay for. I’m used to paying that price in most areas of the country and finding nicer facilities. All the carpets in the building were torn up and ugly. Clearly not changed for decades. The room and the entire facilities just seems rundown. The neighborhood is filled with junkies. I'm aware this is not the fault of the hotel owners. It's just a shame.

The elevator did not work, and there was human feces right outside the building. The front staff was super nice but

Only one elevator worked. The staff was knowledgeable and helpful.

Stains on the floor. Other than that, it was a beautiful experience. Thank you guys!

Okay stay. Not the best

It was an okay stay. There were stains in the carpet. Bathroom tiny for executive high floor, no standing mirror or lamps on the side of bed. The ac unit blew out the last night we were there.